Once in Malate I saw the now budding Indie actor, Andrew Schimmer. He was still a bony back ground dancer with cameo roles in different television series. Now he is beefy, raunchy and a mestizo "er" boy. The ones you would bet who grew up in poverty with a mother, no offense to him, who was abandoned by a caucasian/american lover. And he is definitely my new crush, which I recently realized when I looked at the cover sleeves of his R rated flicks.
I looked at the pictures and sexy still shots of the back cover. Its crappyness screams frontal nudity, thinking Andrew Schimmer is a newbie and would practically do anything for the faintest share of lime light so frontal nudity is expected, right? If Coco Martin was on for it, why would Andrew Schimmer think twice? I paid P530 for two of his recent films, Blindside and Project X.
I first played Blindside. The whole thing is stupid. If I would cast Cebuana girls then might as well have a story line and characterization undetached from their real life. Obviously the script they got themselves into were too big for them. First girl is a Cebuana with very regional tongue portraying the role of a rich balikbayan girl from the states who works as a call center agent for over six mos. She lives with her sister Stef (according to her sister, it is Step) with visual impairment that made her lazy to done clothes on. They both were naturally P and F challenged which makes their role as wealthy girls idle to corroborate. Girl who can see's boyfriend Andrew Schimmer saw that Stef is prettier. She was his fantasy until later on he gave in to his desire and attempted to rape poor blind girl. Big sister came came to her defense and stab Schimmer with a knife to meet his death.
Instict should have told them to call the police instead to end the nightmare, but girl can see was wise enough to not know self defense is not a crime. So she went through all the trouble to decapitate Schimmer into pieces to fit in a common plastic waste bag. Schimmer's intuitive friend alerted the police about the missing Schimmer. Just before she could drive away with his corpse in the trunk, cops busted her and blind girl took the blame and spent life behind bars. There was no fucking frontal nudity from Schimmer but the two girls. The entire movie was of course all about exposing flesh in which by that case was short of frontal nudity from Schimmer and the pumping scene performance were dry.
Project X is by far directed well. Lighting are carefully used. Schimmer's acting is whole lot better and so is his body. The cinematography is acceptable in league of indie films. But again, no frontal nudity! Schimmer this time played the role of a cross dressing straight man who entertains as an impersonator (who imitates someone unbeknowst to us) in a gay bar run by his late fathers boyfriend. The gay bar was closed in bankruptcy and the worst the club owner who Schimmer treats as his second father had cardiac arrest and was bed ridden. Schimmer had to find other ways to make money. In the end, still no frontal nudity.
So it means Andrew Schimmer is conservative to say the least. And Coco Martin did them one better by being more daring having the guts to expose his ding-dongs for the rest of the world to see. Shame on Schimmer for not showing his cock. Shame on him for not showing his cock in a movie with a very unprofound plot and directing when his dick could have been the creme of the crop. It is only in movies with compelling plots and enormous effort of directing does an actor covers his privates. At least the script is good in the absensce of frontal nudity.
I looked at the pictures and sexy still shots of the back cover. Its crappyness screams frontal nudity, thinking Andrew Schimmer is a newbie and would practically do anything for the faintest share of lime light so frontal nudity is expected, right? If Coco Martin was on for it, why would Andrew Schimmer think twice? I paid P530 for two of his recent films, Blindside and Project X.
I first played Blindside. The whole thing is stupid. If I would cast Cebuana girls then might as well have a story line and characterization undetached from their real life. Obviously the script they got themselves into were too big for them. First girl is a Cebuana with very regional tongue portraying the role of a rich balikbayan girl from the states who works as a call center agent for over six mos. She lives with her sister Stef (according to her sister, it is Step) with visual impairment that made her lazy to done clothes on. They both were naturally P and F challenged which makes their role as wealthy girls idle to corroborate. Girl who can see's boyfriend Andrew Schimmer saw that Stef is prettier. She was his fantasy until later on he gave in to his desire and attempted to rape poor blind girl. Big sister came came to her defense and stab Schimmer with a knife to meet his death.
Instict should have told them to call the police instead to end the nightmare, but girl can see was wise enough to not know self defense is not a crime. So she went through all the trouble to decapitate Schimmer into pieces to fit in a common plastic waste bag. Schimmer's intuitive friend alerted the police about the missing Schimmer. Just before she could drive away with his corpse in the trunk, cops busted her and blind girl took the blame and spent life behind bars. There was no fucking frontal nudity from Schimmer but the two girls. The entire movie was of course all about exposing flesh in which by that case was short of frontal nudity from Schimmer and the pumping scene performance were dry.
Project X is by far directed well. Lighting are carefully used. Schimmer's acting is whole lot better and so is his body. The cinematography is acceptable in league of indie films. But again, no frontal nudity! Schimmer this time played the role of a cross dressing straight man who entertains as an impersonator (who imitates someone unbeknowst to us) in a gay bar run by his late fathers boyfriend. The gay bar was closed in bankruptcy and the worst the club owner who Schimmer treats as his second father had cardiac arrest and was bed ridden. Schimmer had to find other ways to make money. In the end, still no frontal nudity.
So it means Andrew Schimmer is conservative to say the least. And Coco Martin did them one better by being more daring having the guts to expose his ding-dongs for the rest of the world to see. Shame on Schimmer for not showing his cock. Shame on him for not showing his cock in a movie with a very unprofound plot and directing when his dick could have been the creme of the crop. It is only in movies with compelling plots and enormous effort of directing does an actor covers his privates. At least the script is good in the absensce of frontal nudity.
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